When their darn shirt just won't stay tucked, what do you need?! Why, the"Sta-Tuct, of course! It comes in pink and blue.
Just in case you think your child is a vampire and might burst into flame when the sun is out, One Step Ahead offers "wearable sunblock" with a matching flap hat, of course. 
Is your child scared of the dark? Then buy him a "Tyke Light". 
Never again be without a toilet for your little one with the "On the Go Potty"! Liners include an absorbent pad!
For the "Sleep Jumper" in your family:
Take the guess work out of figuring out if something is a choking hazard with the Choke Tube Tester! If it fits in the tube, its a hazard!
I saved the best for last. This item is a must have for the "Accident Prone" child? Do YOU know someone who is expecting a child or has a small one learning to crawl or walk? Then they need the BUMPER BONNET. Protect your childs head from bumps and bruises. Your child is SPECIAL and deserves to stay that way.
Save a Cranium, Buy the Bumper Bonnet TODAY!Read actual reviews from REAL parents here. There's even pictures of actual babies! One parent even goes on to say its NOT SAFE ENOUGH! It needs more padding under the chin strap! Fly Helicopter Parents, Fly on!
7 comments:
Laughing hysterically at the Bumper Bonnet!!! Oh my goodness! That is tooo funny! Sorry if anyone out there really does put that on their child. That is hilarious! Good pic, Car
LOL I thought i was at Carin's blog! LOL OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! HOW STUPID!!!!! NOW THAT WAS REALLY DUMB OF ME!!!!!!
Laughed out loud. The weird thing is my catalogue JUST came in the mail yesterday, and I SWEAR, a half hour ago, I leafed through it with my coffee and was laughing so hard...and then this post???!!! CRAZY!! They need to rename their catalogue "For the Parent whose one sandwich short of a picnic basket." Give me a break. A choke tester?!!! COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE!???
Uuuugh.....what is it with forgetting all your grammar when you're typing??!!! For the Parent WHO'S.....NOT WHOSE!!! I hate rereading stuff and seeing mistakes stare back at me!!!
I think it looks like someone tied a diaper on the poor kids head. I think Jonah needs a Bumper Bonnet.. hmm its only $12.95.
You put our boy in one of those, it'll be one of the last things you do, m'dear. :)
This is the funniest thing I have read in quite a while. Thanks.
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